I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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