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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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