Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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