i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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