Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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