Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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