I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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