Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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