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My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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