i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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