How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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