Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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