doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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