omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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