u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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