Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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