dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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