I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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