It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
