doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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