Michael Bay diarrhea
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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