i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
nutella sex= disaster
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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