I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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