Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
tell me about the eggs
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