Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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