see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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