if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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