I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
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I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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