You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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