Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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