She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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