found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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