Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
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