please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
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my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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