Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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