I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
We smell like vodka and hangover
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