This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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