well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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