Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The power of my boobs compel you
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize