ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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