What should our trivia night team be named?
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i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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