I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I could fuck to npr.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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