I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
