Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Hello my rib-scented angel!
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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