If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
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Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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