their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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