just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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