If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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