She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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