wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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