Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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