On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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