yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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