Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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