Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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