I can tuck mytits in my pants
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Come share oat with me in your robe
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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