it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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